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What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?.How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?.What is your name and number so I can add you to my Prayer list?.You are perfect…except for all the sin.I may not have a job right now and I live with my parents' basement, but I swear I'm storing up treasure in Heaven and my mansion is going to rock!.It is obvious that you sprouted from the good kind of soil!.Wanna practice speaking in tongues with me?.I'm no Joseph so maybe you could help me interpret these dreams I've been having about you?.You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you!.I was reading my Bible and was wondering if you knew what Paul meant when he said to ‘greet one anothe with a Holy kiss'?.Let me sell you an indulgence because it is a sin to look as good as you do!.Is this the transfiguration because you are glowing!.You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you!.Is your name Adam? Because you are the only man in the world to me!.You are the kind of girl who'd make Paul rethink the single life!.Girl, you are like the yeast in my Communion bread!.Is your name David because you are a man after my own heart!.I can't perform miracles – I only have enough bread and fish for the 2 of us!.Is your name Esther because you were chosen for such a time as this!.Your spiritual gift must be your looks because it is lifting my spirits!.What did you give up for Lent? I hope it wasn't me!.I need to wander the desert for 40 days and 40 nights because you are so tempting!.God said to bring all my requests to Him – and here you are!.Is your name Milk or Honey? Because you seem like something I was promised.

Don't walk away! You may not think I'm much but Jesus thinks I'm to die for!.When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you!.Bible Gateway happens to be my homepage!.Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Galead.Am I on the road to Damascus? Because your beauty is blinding!.Is your name Faith? Because you are the substance of things I've hoped for!.I'm not usually prophetic but I can totally see us together!.Me and You … Song of Songs … the remix!.You're 22? Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now so why don't you just settle for me?.Hey Girl! I'd love to get to know you biblically!.Girl! Are Joshua from the Israelite Army? Because I'd totally let my walls down for you!.The fact that I met you proves that God loves me!.

God was just showing off when He made you!.

When are you gonna invite me to church?.

Just call me Jonah because I'm going to show you a whale of a time!.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you!.

The Bible says to ‘give a drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry' – wanna have dinner?.

I didn't believe in predestination until I met you!.

I was going to read Proverbs 31, but I realized I could just study you instead!.

Charm is deceptive and beauty is deceiving but that verse doesn't apply to you.

Are you a Pharisee because you are the fairest one I see!.

I know you've already invited Jesus into your heart but do you have room for me too?.

Solomon had so many wives because he never met you!.

Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside you?.

Last night I was reading the Book of Numbers and realized I didn't have yours!.

Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair!.

Can you touch me so I can tell my friends and family I was touched by an angel?.

Here are some of the most hilariously funny Christian pick-up lines that I've heard from both men and women as they set about to find a future spouse! Related: 31 Prayers for My Future Husband If you are single and in a dating season, I'm sure you've heard some whoppers of a pick up line! I've heard some that were so bad that it was more creepy than anything.Īnd I've heard some that were just bone dry!īut the ones that really got my attention were the funny Christian pick-up line! I mean, come on! If they know enough of the Bible to use the concepts in a joking manner – they can't be that bad, right?